Creepy!!! A plush toy in the other room just began talking without being squeezed, manipulated or looked at even. The obvious reason: posession. I am going to release the demon via arrow. I am sad I have talking plush toys in my home, but I am glad it made the first move and ok'd me to do my best william tell impression with it. Too bad I am out of apples. C'mere barney, you and big bird hold hands while I flip a coin to see who gets it first.
Post Script
I did not shoot the big bird doll from hell, but I did take him apart very carefully. In doing so I found the light sensor which triggers him to shout "peek-a-boo" In a creepy/effeminate voice. I decided the right thing to do would be to hide him in the ceiling of a co worker's office so he could yell PEEK-A-BOO! directly over her head every time she turned on the light.
She really likes working with me
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Oh hello there! You need a new background color. This is the same template that the Cutter has. ;)
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