Office explosion renders one smelly

An explosion in a portsmouth nh office left one worker stinking of skunked beer. No injuries reported. Sources close to the victim report he found 3 kegs on the roadside and was investigating how to remove the valve for a "sanke" type keg. ""I don't know, he gets lots of strange ideas, this seemed pretty normal for mike. We really should have asked where he was going with that flathead screwdriver."Undetered, mike has retained the kegs and hinted at further attempts to tamper with them