Snow Plow and Zamboni had a baby! And they named him Mike

Take a 3 foot wide peice of plywood with 2 handles sticking out of it add me on skates as the engine and you have a snow-boni, a zamplow. Whatever I/it/we are it equals a cleared ice skating track and a sore back.

Derby ladies, I think you should come up and give this a try, great training device. It is like skating and trying to push a car at the same time. Kinda reminds me of those dumb tests on world's strongest man competitions.

Post Script:

What do I get for shoveling off a pond to skate? I get gooned, that's what! Split lip, bloody nose. Wheeeeeeeee! 3 hours of work and I ruin it by taking a digger the likes I have never had in 27 years of skating.
While skating backwards my legs kick out and my hands never made it up. Dropping straight to my face. It was one of those hits that happen so fast I had to take a few seconds to figure out why my face hurts so badly. Slip, whack, seeing grey (that was me face down to the ice) taste iron (copious blood), screaming (that would be my neighbor who was watching her son and I skate). Alright I have it pieced together now gotta get my skates off and go home.
At least I still have my teeth, that was the only worry as I picked myself up. I can handle blood, dentists make me nervous.