weird night at the pool

Demetri Martin said swimming is a weird sport because you could be doing it to get laid, or you could be doing it in order to survive. And that the difference is just in what you are wearing. Trunks..cool, jeans..uh-oh, naked..we'll I see.
Though tonight wasn't quite that odd it did seem a little off. I decided to go an hour early which put me in the open swim slot rather than the adult swim time. Kids and soccer moms react very differently to speedo jammers than the adult swim crowd. I can't say I blame them. This is after all a function only outfit. But all told I must say I prefer them over the 81 year old gay Lithuanian man that the adult swim has to offer.
He seemed surprised to see me leaving at 8.