Gum in the hair

Spring is the air, I can feel it all around! MMM that is good air out there.
Every year the melt takes place and the town comes to life. It beautiful but beautiful like a child with a pack of chewed gum mashed into its hair. This may be kvetching but the melt has brought out some wierdo artifacts that 7 feet of snow has hidden for 4 months. Beer cans, bottles, a highball glass, a newspaper, doll head, and this is within one block of my home. I can only imagine what else is out there. Unfortunately I will have to keep imagining as it we are foretasted for 5 fresh inches tomorrow.