'Stache

H: "what should I do with my hair?"
M:Blank stare, and point at her head
H: "I knew I should have asked Amy"
M: "honestly? Keep it the way it is, it is cute"
H: "That 's boring"
M: "Fine, then what should I do with my hair?"
H: "It's guy hair, you can't do anything with it"

That sounded too much like a dare to not do anything. And so In direct response to the idea that I can't do anything with my guy hair I have grown a mustache. But lo, it is a bad 'stache. I was hoping to look like Tom Selleck. Instead I am way more Jon Waters. Funny, my beard is boss. But the upper lip just can't get it together.
Next time I get into that conversation above (it will happen soon, I have had it twice a year for 10 years now) I am going to start slicking my hair back. With the beard and the widow's peak I am going to look like the wolfman. Good thing too I felt like my costume was underwhelming this year.