Old man and the sea

This may be late but it still deserves the "agh! what the Fuck is that !?!" response.
My friend Amy was visiting relatives in Florida when this sailed on by. In her words "it was MASSIVE. It was like being watched by a stern uncle."
Thankfully she got over the shock and grabbed her camera. Later it sailed back in this time showing the port side. I know it looks airbrushed. She swears on a stack of bibles it is real.
Barack and Joe look way less creepy.