Stimulate for god's sake stimulate already

So I got cut to 4 days. When you factor in loss of commissions and sales incentives that makes for a 30% pay reduction. Sure I wanted a 4 day work week but not like this. I am angry on so many levels it isn't even funny. I have been saying it is time for a change for 2 years now but the only thing worse than having a job is looking for one. Scratch that, at least I have a job, well 80 percent of one. So time to shake some hands and exchange some cards.

Hooray today

With more than a foot of snow and Bush leaving office, today looks pretty damn good. Free time to enjoy it all would be excellent but that is harder to find than the tooth fairy. Best to just be satisfied with what I have. And what I have is an excellent glow.

Crudeness warning

I have been pondering what to due in celebration of the Obama administration coming in. And it came to me in a sudden wave of juvenile giggling. as of January 19th we will no longer be burdened by president bush. Well on the ninetieth the nation needs to get a Brazilian wax job. out with bush.
Horrible yes I know. I warned you it was crude.

Parents are so boring

As a relatively new parent I am able to say that with authority. What is the difference an agoraphobic and a parent? I'll tell you when I find out. I bore the hell out of me and I apologize to any of my friends that used to find me interesting. After discussing it with a co-worker in the same position it was agreed that any politician that says "families are the backbone of the economy" is guilty of blatant glad handing. Families don't do squat, we pay pediatric bills and that is about it.
If we want to stimulate the economy I say we give hefty rebates to gay couples, singles, and sailors. At least they get out.

sleet is a kick to the crotch

That is pretty much it. I could go on but you get the idea. I love winter and freezing weather but freezing rain and sleet are just such insults. And it is made worse when you then follow it up with a solid cold spell. Now it is entrenched, completely immovable. Everything is encased in a grey slick sheen of ice. It benefits no one.